~Submitted by Larry Best
- You ever bought a new gruppo thinking it would make you faster.
- Your significant other follows you to the party with the car so if it snows you can get home safely.
-Your best friends all have “pet”names for their bikes.
- You find it difficult to walk in your best shoes.
- You have bicycle parts in the dishwasher.
- Your idea of jewelry is carbon fiber and derailleurs.
- You rate centuries by what kind of food they have at their rest stops.
- You're so pale that you glow everywhere except your limbs and face.
- You take your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe it off.
- Your girl friend has to climb over bikes and tools to do the laundry in the basement.
- You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.
- Any day you ride is a good day.
- Your other vehicle is a car/van/truck used exclusively for transporting bikes long distances.
-You get hit by a Taxi, slide 20 yards and ride the bike home 30 miles with road rash and half your clothes torn off.
- You've been too sick to work, but not too sick to ride your bike.
-Your three piece suits are bib shorts, jersey & leg warmers.
- You don't think its a good party till someone starts talking bikes.
- You think Power Bars are a Sex Aide.
- You wake up next to your girl friend or significant other and your first thought is if your bike tires need to pumped up before the afternoon ride.
-Your kids learn to ride before they can walk.
-Your garage has more square footage than your house.
-Your coffee table collapses from the weight of bicycle magazines on it.
-Your idea of getting dressed up is wearing your Assos shorts.
-Your kids take a clipless pedal to Show and Tell .
- All your corkscrews and bottle openers say Campagnolo on them.
